So there are no hoes in this post.. but hey it rhymed.
It’s Wednesday, but this week it means Thursday because there is no work for me on Friday so the week is basically over. Can I get an Amen? Working for the man is hard. Even more difficult when you don’t have any paycheck left because all of the bills and student loans take everything and just laugh at you while you sit at home drinking water from the toilet and chewing day old roman noodles.
Ok, I don’t have it that bad but sometimes I just wanna live my life. Can I live? I shouldn’t have had to make such adult decisions about debt and my credit between the ages of 18-now. So much debt.. This calls for a drum roll….
It’s budget time!!! Yay! Let’s save all our money and not buy things online to be shipped to our home and be happy and excited everyday knowing that at some point FedEx or UPS will throw your package at your door as they drive by and you will get home in a hurry and open that package as if you are a 5 year old just experiencing Christmas for the first time since prior to this year you had the memory of a bat. (Yes, that run on sentence was intentional. I’m not sorry.)
Back to business. I love to spend money I don’t have. Credit cards are evil. They have made me feel rich when I have been poor. Comforted me when I was sad and brought joy into my life for a brief moment. It’s societies fault for making me feel inadequate. When in doubt, blame society.
I pay them back every month; can’t tell you what I spent $10,000 on. I just have too many obligations and not enough pesos to go around. My son has more money then me, his savings account is on fire.. he will be 3 in September.
Can someone please send me some ideas on starting a budget and sticking to it? PLEASE! I’m begging you! I don’t usually ask for help because Kanye taught me that I don’t need to.
Share your budget ideas with me. Or if you struggle also share that. I can’t be alone in this! I just can’t!
Let’s get these links ups shall we? This counts as confessing right? I told you I am bad with my Dolla Bills. So yea.